Verboticism: Puppyhush

'I'm getting my vocal cords tuned!'

DEFINITION: n. A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing -- after all, they will never bark again. v. To remove the vocal chords.

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Puppyhush

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /'p&-pE-"h&sh/

Sentence: I hope that the Puppyhush(TM) procedure is only an urban legend because it'd be a pretty sick solution if it existed.

Etymology: From puppy + hush, reminiscent of "hush puppy."

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Comments: Puppyhush

wordmeister - 2007-01-30: 01:34:00
I take it you're not in favour of this procedure...

ErWenn - 2007-01-30: 08:53:00
Sounds pretty dreadful to me. I am in favor of fixing the annoying little buggers so that they don't breed, however.