Verboticism: Taintalize
DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.
Taintalize
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: TAYNT-a-lyz
Sentence: Eager to show off his new hairline, but ashamed to admit he wore a toupee, Jim taintalized his friends with a new pair of gold aviator specs.
Etymology: tain't (as in, "Tain't funny, McGee) + tantalize
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