Verboticism: Distractiview

'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Distractiview

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: dis-tract-i-view

Sentence: I was distractiviewed from his nose by his strangely enormous hands.

Etymology: distract+view

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