Verboticism: Substatraction

'Look at my earrings.'

DEFINITION: To ask someone to look at one thing, when you really want them to look at another thing, which is better left unspecified.

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Substatraction

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: sub stih track shun

Sentence: girls are very good at substitraction, such as the one in this picture.

Etymology: substitute + attraction

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