DEFINITION: A moment of flustered panic followed by an extended period of silent recrimination, which occurs whenever you lose, or forget, your cell phone.

Ringerxiety

Created by: wordygrrrl

Pronunciation: ring-err-xi-ety

Sentence: Ringerxiety is an audio-affliction, triggered by the absence of the person's cellphone, and the annoying sound of other phones, which instantly strips cellphone users of their independence and leaves them babbling incoherently.

Etymology: ring-er-anxiety

Points: 953

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