Verboticism: Gravituity

'Who wants a white christmas?'

DEFINITION: To imagine that you are peace dove, or maybe a pigeon, flying high above the crowd and dropping your best wishes on everyone.

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Gravituity

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: grav ih two ih tee

Sentence: Jonathan (Livingston Seagull) and his compatriots flew high above the Christmas vacationers on the beaches below, bestowing ample holiday gravituity for all to enjoy.

Etymology: gravity (the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth) + gratuity (present, gift)

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