Verboticism: Parentitise

'Kids! Quit fooling around back there! It's dangerous!'

DEFINITION: To drive with one eye on the road, and two on your passengers, in order to ensure that they all follow proper safety procedures.

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Parentitise

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Pair - ent - I - tis

Sentence: Once you have a few kids, you will be an expert parentitise.

Etymology: Parentise - to be a father or mother who must have all eyes on their children

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