Verboticism: Facenooky

'Who's this? A facebook friend.'

DEFINITION: n. An extremely intimate, but completely innocent, relationship with an online "partner". v. To be virtually unfaithful while strictly maintaining physical loyalty.

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Facenooky

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: fāsnoŏkē

Sentence: Carlos is completely faithful to his wife but when she is away on business he can*t resist getting a little facenooky. He makes a point of keeping his privacy settings buttoned up tighter than a nun*s habit. His wife doesn*t even know he has an account.

Etymology: facebook (a social networking website) + nooky (sexual activity or intercourse)

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