Verboticism: Barkliptoyapatall

Barkliptoyapatall

metrohumanx

Created by: metrohumanx

Definition: n. A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing -- after all, they will never bark again. v. To remove the vocal chords.

Pronunciation: bar-CLIP-too-YAPP-at-all

Sentence: Tom had his cat de-clawed, his bird's wings clipped, his stallion gelded and his wife's feet bound. A legendary humanitarian, he had his beloved pooch submit to a painless BARKLIPTOYAPATALL operation in lieu of puncturing his own eardrumas with a shish-kabob skewer.

Etymology: bark+ clip+ to+ yap+ at+ all :)

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Comments: Barkliptoyapatall

Nosila - 2009-08-31: 13:19:00
Welcome back, metro...it's been ruff, ruff without you!

metrohumanx - 2009-09-01: 11:08:00
Merci!