Verboticism: Garbbloomage

Garbbloomage

Created by: abrakadeborah

Definition: n. The colorful array of plastic bags and other debris which blossom on the trees, thanks winter's whistling winds -- and a few careless neighbors. v. To watch your garbage caress the landscape, as it blows in the wind.

Pronunciation: Gar-bloom-age

Sentence: Angel and her father Jimmy often walked the nature trail in their neighborhood on sunny days and often they would see the many colors of the brightly colored "garbbloomage" up in the trees. Jimmy felt total discust and told Angel, "those were not real flower blooms and that the wind had swept the the neighbor Mr.Careless Slobster's garbage into the trees!"

Etymology: Gar;First three letters of of garbage. Bloom;Something resembling the flower of a plant. Age;Last three letters of the word garbage.

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Comments: Garbbloomage

Jabberwocky - 2009-04-03: 05:56:00
your word makes garbage sound beautiful

metrohumanx - 2009-04-06: 01:18:00
I just LOVE "garbloomage"! (The word, not the phenomenon.)

abrakadeborah - 2009-04-06: 09:14:00
Thank you both very much :) It makes it all worth while!

ChickenWhistle - 2015-01-16: 11:29:00
Absolutely love this word! :)