Verboticism: Klutztomer

'Hey, do you work here?'

DEFINITION: v. To ask someone who is clearly in a store uniform, perhaps on a ladder creating a display or running a cash register "Do you work here?" n. A person who doesn't know how to ask for assistance in a retail store without asking a stupid question.

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Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: kluhtz tom errrrrr

Sentence: If another klutztomer asked him if he was the manager despite his large laminated photo I.D, has $500 dollar suit, his genuine crocodile shoes and his hide briefcase, he would cut out their liver and bring it home to mother for dinner.

Etymology: customer, klutz

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Comments: Klutztomer

abrakadeborah - 2009-03-27: 05:17:00
LOL Mine is a MORON and yours is a KLUTZ! Everybody is being hilarious on this word :)

silveryaspen - 2009-03-28: 15:35:00
muchly enjoyed the humor in your sentence and your word - funtastic!