Verboticism: Newpid

'When I look into your big green eyes...'

DEFINITION: n. A person who insists that lower life forms (fish, clams, cephalopods, reptiles, or insects) can be affectionate pets and excellent watchdogs. v. To talk to an animal who can't possibly understand a single word you're saying.

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Newpid

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Pronunciation: new-pid

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Etymology: A piece of expensive, once state of the art technology that makles you feel slighlty sick when you find it gathering dust in a drawer. You thought you needed it. You thought it would make you better. You played with it once and never touched it again. It is now obsolete. *Pascal Wyse - The Guardian

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