Verboticism: Scaryfridgidairy

Scaryfridgidairy

Created by: mweinmann

Definition: n., Mutated leftovers which, unattended inside an evil-minded fridge, have transformed themselves into an extremely odorous, alternate life form. v., To save food past it's freshness date and watch it grow into something new.

Pronunciation: Skair - ee - frid - gid - air - ee

Sentence: Roscoe had a scaryfridgidairy dream that because he had not cleaned out his refigerator in several weeks, the dairy products had all become scary mutated beings. In the dream, he opened the door and was assaulted by moldy green cheese curd men with icicle swords. The smelly odor of curdled milk assaulted him and he turned to see menacing clots seeping out of his fridge and growing into large sour pools of white goo that were attempting to trap him and stick him to the floor. Even his beloved vanilla mocha chiller had taken form and was glaring at him in a creepy way. Last but not least, the potato salad was encrusted with some type of scaly green substance that had become “armor” and the whole container had formed The First Salad Regiment of the Refrigerator Army ready to do battle….

Etymology: Scary (frightening, intimidating, scary) + Fridge (short for refrigerator) + Also Fridgid (play on work frigid which means cold).... The word then ends with Dairy (foods that contain milk products)

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Comments: Scaryfridgidairy

silveryaspen - 2008-12-01: 11:35:00
great word - rhyming is a bonus and always fun!

metrohumanx - 2008-12-01: 13:54:00
Oooooh- Spooky militaristic armies curdle my blood. As an ex-milkman, I shudder at the whole concept. Great job, M !

Nosila - 2008-12-01: 21:49:00
Stephen King, you're not worthy...grest word and great ooky story!

Mustang - 2008-12-02: 06:11:00
Makes me think of green eggs....and killed my appetite for ham.

OZZIEBOB - 2008-12-03: 03:20:00
So very good