Verboticism: Beastronomy

Beastronomy

Created by: silveryaspen

Definition: n., Mutated leftovers which, unattended inside an evil-minded fridge, have transformed themselves into an extremely odorous, alternate life form. v., To save food past it's freshness date and watch it grow into something new.

Pronunciation: bee st ron oh mee

Sentence: Lefty was not only left-handed, he was left-fooded. Lefty kept food in the fridge so long it grew hair and started to move. Lefty had a real knack for beastronomy.

Etymology: Beastly and Gastonomy. Gastronomy is another name for food. Beastly has three meanings. 1) creature - like the moldy hairy beast leftovers can become. 2) brutal - which the smell is. 3) nasty, thoroughly unpleasant and objectionable.

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Comments: Beastronomy

metrohumanx - 2008-12-01: 00:56:00
Beastronomy smacks of pastrami raised by wolves. :)

Jabberwocky - 2008-12-01: 12:58:00
great word but makes me worried about opening the fridge

OZZIEBOB - 2008-12-03: 03:19:00
Five star word