Verboticism: Wifight

'But I was just double-clicking'

DEFINITION: n., The anger and frustration that grows out of an unsatisfying, unfulfilling or unpredictable relationship one has with an electronic device, especially a computer. v. intr., To be trapped in a passive-aggressive, codependency with a computer.

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Wifight

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: y-fyte

Sentence: Nerdia had never recovered from the wifight brought on inexorably by the constant aggravations of trying to connect her laptop to wireless networks at conference venues. After forking out exorbitant per hour rates for access, she frequently found that wireless coverage in the auditorium was flaky or only in the far left corner. Despite these tribulations she could never forgo her online fix.

Etymology: wifi + fight

Points: 1262

Comments: Wifight

metrohumanx - 2008-11-21: 08:36:00
Hahahahaa. "Nerdia"....good one!

logarithm - 2008-11-21: 08:38:00
Why fight? My vote for you also!

silveryaspen - 2008-11-21: 13:00:00
Wifight bowled me over! Very clever creation!

silveryaspen - 2008-11-21: 14:03:00
How many of us have thought "Wifight our online fix of daily verbotomy?"

petaj - 2008-11-22: 05:08:00
Did you know Nerdia was from Techsas? She married a Geek from Athens.

OZZIEBOB - 2008-11-23: 15:48:00
I like it