Verboticism: Paperblankwriter

'What's with this stupid pen?'

DEFINITION: v., To search for and find a pen to write down an important note, only to discover that the pen does not work. n., A moment in time when the only pens you can find, are pens that do not work.

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Paperblankwriter

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Pay-per-blan-k-ry-ter

Sentence: When Steve's boss called to tell him the date and details of a very important meeting, he thought he had better make a note of it as his memory was not his best asset. He picked up the nearest pen but it had run out of ink so he tried again , only to realise that all the pens in the house were paperblankwriters that refused to work. He made a vow to himself that next time he would always buy his pens in bulk and discard them as soon as they were running out.

Etymology: Paper(material made from wood pulp used for writing on) + Blank(empty, plain, not marked) + Writer(a device that writes information) = Paperblankwriter

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Comments: Paperblankwriter

Jabberwocky - 2008-10-03: 09:46:00
playing the Beatles card eh? clever

TJayzz - 2008-10-03: 13:06:00
Being British what else could I do?

Nosila - 2008-10-03: 20:16:00
A Hard Day's Write??

OZZIEBOB - 2008-10-05: 17:36:00
hard to beatle.