Verboticism: Poutfit

'I guess I'll do a little window shopping...'

DEFINITION: v. What boyfriends and husbands do while they are waiting their girlfriends and/or wives to shop. n. A person doing such a thing.

Create | Read

Poutfit

Created by: TJayzz

Pronunciation: Pow-t-fit

Sentence: After trying on several different dresses, fourteen pairs of shoes and tried a number of handbags to see if they matched, Sarah had still not managed to settle for any of them. Frank had been waiting for two hours and was having a serious poutfit, he had promised his mates he would meet them down the pub and wanted to get there before they gave up on him and headed home. He was thinking of faking some sort of fit so that they get out of the place once and for all.

Etymology: Pout(to push one's lips forward as an expression of petulant annoyance) + Outfit(a set of clothes worn together) + Fit(a sudden attack of convulsions) = Poutfit

Points: 833

Comments: Poutfit

metrohumanx - 2008-08-27: 01:21:00
Poor Frank ! He just has to learn a little patience. two hours is just considered a warm-up. Hahahah

Jabberwocky - 2008-08-27: 16:07:00
so many funny words today - isn't there a store called Urban Poutfitters