Verboticism: Windowschlump

'I guess I'll do a little window shopping...'

DEFINITION: v. What boyfriends and husbands do while they are waiting their girlfriends and/or wives to shop. n. A person doing such a thing.

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: win - doe - shlump

Sentence: Whenever Minnie would involve herself shopping she did so in a dedicated fashion that left Monty to manage for himself and he would always windowschlump, mindlessly wandrering from store to store looking at the displays.

Etymology: Blend of 'window' and 'schlump' (to loaf or idle)

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Comments: Windowschlump

metrohumanx - 2008-08-27: 00:54:00
I've seen a clump of WINDOWSCHLUMPS, and shuffled right along.

Jabberwocky - 2008-08-27: 16:03:00
very descriptive

OZZIEBOB - 2008-08-28: 01:05:00
Ah, Metrohx: you better tell Monty where the store with the 'semi erotic mannequins' is situated.