Verboticism: Petrimonied

'I am deeply saddened by my master's departure...'

DEFINITION: n., An animal, usually a much loved pet, whose dead and departed owner has bequeathed a huge sum of money solely for its comfort and care. v. To leave part or all of an estate to a pet animal.

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Petrimonied

Created by: readerwriter

Pronunciation: pet-ri-mun-eed

Sentence: The Last Will and Testament of I.M. Overdatop clearly stated that Little Chipper would be taken care of for the rest of his life. The fact that the rest of his natural life would only be about two years was not going to stop Addie Fence, the estranged daughter of the recently departed billionaire, from contesting. Addie was determined Little Chipper would not take his place among the petrimonied.

Etymology: A play on patrimony, from the Latin patri, for father, meaning the inheritance or property one receives from a father + money.

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Comments: Petrimonied

Jabberwocky - 2008-08-22: 14:08:00
great sentence

OZZIEBOB - 2008-08-24: 23:51:00
Sure is. Addie decided that it was "Last Kill and Pestament"

metrohumanx - 2008-08-26: 06:51:00
How would one dispose of "little Chipper"? no-don't say it!