Verboticism: Irebuyer

'These Post-it Notes don't post!'

DEFINITION: v., To share your feelings with a customer service representative by using a perceived product deficiency to express your own sense of inadequacy and/or deep seated rage against the world. n., An irritating or annoying customer.

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Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: ahy-ur-BAHY-uhr

Sentence: Bob quickly became an irebuyer, scowling at the brow, when his local cheesemaker decided to decrease the size of the holes in the emmentaler.

Etymology: Conflation of IRE:anger, wrath, rage, & BUYER:purchaser, vendee, client

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Comments: Irebuyer

silveryaspen - 2008-01-16: 08:06:00
Rhyming creations always ring my bell. Nice one!

bananabender - 2008-01-17: 02:27:00
His argument definately had some holes in it. No holes in your word though!