Verboticism: Dismarculate

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Polioff

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: paw-li-off

Sentence: i guess i have to forgive my overseas friends for giving such polioff christmas greetings since they dont know about our customs and belief.

Etymology: political + put-off

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Afterfate

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: af-ter-fa-te

Sentence: Merry afterfate you non-belivers !

Etymology: after (all) fates

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Yuledoot

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: yoolsht

Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.

Etymology: yule + sit

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Celebracialize

Created by: crazytown

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.

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Chrismahanukwanzaakize

Created by: mlw1235

Pronunciation: Chris-Mah-Hahn-ah-qu-wahn-za-kai-ze

Sentence: Will you please stop trying to chrismahanukwanzaakize me?

Etymology: Many Religions holiday traditions in verb form.

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Sexogram

Created by: rocko213

Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm

Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.

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Salrudetation

Created by: haroldbarold

Pronunciation: sal-rude-tay-shun

Sentence: Everyone dreaded being cornered by reindeer-breath Randy and his off-color salrudetations.

Etymology: salutation + rude

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Hindisitireflismhictareering

Created by: bunnyrounderupper

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Hohohumdrum

Created by: geekgrrl

Pronunciation:

Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'

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Winterrify

Created by: ipmcleod

Pronunciation: rhymes with "terrify"

Sentence: There he goes with that mistletoe belt buckle, winterrifying his co-workers.

Etymology: winter + terrify

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