Verboticism: Holidamn

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Greetgrace

Created by: barkskin

Pronunciation: greet-gr-ace

Sentence: Sara has great greetgrace

Etymology: greet+grace =greatgrace

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Grogetic

Created by: Bunny36

Pronunciation: Grog -eh-tic

Sentence: To use a grogetic.

Etymology: So called because such slips often occur while under the influence of alcohol.

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Winterrify

Created by: ipmcleod

Pronunciation: rhymes with "terrify"

Sentence: There he goes with that mistletoe belt buckle, winterrifying his co-workers.

Etymology: winter + terrify

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Hohohumdrum

Created by: geekgrrl

Pronunciation:

Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'

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Dootogreeting

Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: shitty greeting

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Shachristmaseid

Created by: mickey666

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Sentence: As a confirmed multiculturalist, I wish everyone shachristmaseid greetings in December.

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Happeeholidize

Created by: bohdel

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.

Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.

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Holifenderate

Created by: theHerman

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Nondengreet

Created by: gale37

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Fakitusgreetingus

Created by: jonique

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Sentence: Carl's fakitusgreetinguses always seem phony and forced.

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