Verboticism: Opjerkolist

'Do you really get paid to insult people?'

DEFINITION: n. A person who insults people for a living. v. To get paid to insult your customers.

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Vulgaressional

Created by: jonobo

Pronunciation: "vulgar" like vulgar, "essional" like in professional.

Sentence: He was the highest ranking vulgaressional in business - they simply called him "The Vulgarator" (but friends called him simply jonobo).

Etymology: vulgar + professional = vulgaressional

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Coultergeist

Created by: skyliner

Pronunciation: Anyway you say it, it's very right.

Sentence: When I want to be harassed by a coultergeist, I'll call my ex-wife.

Etymology: From the Yahoo for Fox haunting.

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Profijeerer

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: prof/i/jeer/or

Sentence: Jenny is a professional profijeerer, who makes her living at celebrity roasts.

Etymology: PROFIJEERER - noun - from PROFITEER (someone who makes a profit on the sale of difficult to obtain goods) + JEERER (someone who jeers, or mocks, or treats someone with contempt)

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COMMENTS:

Like it a lot- fab word. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-06-30: 08:15:00

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Proffender

Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: pro - fend - ur

Sentence: Nick was a proffender by trade. Each time he offended someone, it was another five bucks in his pocket.

Etymology: pro, profit, offender,

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COMMENTS:

Ha! He must be a repeat proffender! - splendiction, 2009-11-09: 20:23:00

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Customeffacer

Created by: heb319

Pronunciation: ku-stom-a-fa-ser

Sentence: The customeffacer ridiculed the client for being to cheap to buy a brand-name power tool with a 5-year warranty.

Etymology: from "customer" as well as "custom" since the customeffacer must create custom insults for individual situations. Also from the word efface, which obliterates all the joy the customer believed to have found in the "bargain."

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Abusedriver

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: a/boos/dry/vur

Sentence: This morning there was a subway shut down so I had to take the bus and listen to abusedriver hurl insults at every unsuspecting passenger who tried to exit by the front doors

Etymology: bus driver + abuse

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Roastmaster

Created by: splendiction

Pronunciation: ROWST mast r

Sentence: The tinkle of silverware, plates and soft chatter faded as her roastmistress began a churling rant of barbs and insults. All her scorn and criticism for the absent enemy flamed terrific bursts of laughter among the cheery guests.

Etymology: From: roast and toastmaster.

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COMMENTS:

If it was Cheech & Chong, it would have been a Pot Roast...good word! - Nosila, 2009-11-09: 21:48:00

metrohumanx CHURLING RANT! Excellent! - metrohumanx, 2009-11-10: 11:43:00

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Puckster

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: puck-stir

Sentence: Jill was a puckster as she insulted people for a living as well as in her spare time.

Etymology: Either of the following: Puck from "The Real World" or a hockey puck from Don Rickels

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Rickletist

Created by: poogas

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I can really keep the one-liner put-downs flying given my talents as the world's foremost Rickletist; now if I could only figure out why people would pay hard-earned money to come to shows like that.

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Promiliater

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: pro - MIL - ee - ait - er

Sentence: Hannah is a vicious promilitater, caring only for the 'bottom line' on her pay stub while cheerfully reducing those she targets to a blubbering shamed state.

Etymology: Blend of professional and humiliate(er)

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