Verboticism: Holigreet
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Noelty
Created by: Peppie
Pronunciation: 'nO(-&)l-tE
Sentence: That seasonal card he sent with Anthrax as snow was a true noelty.
Etymology: Basically, it was a accidental mashup of the French word "Noël" (which means Christmas) and the English word "Naughty". Ironically, a French-English mashup of words would be politically incorrect as well.
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Irkgreet
Created by: grant0
Pronunciation: Irk-greet
Sentence: As I stepped into the Walmart, the greeter irkgreeted me. Eww.
Etymology: Irk and...greet...
Hellofaux
Created by: andystephenson
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Oh - I think you just performed a hellofaux.
Etymology:
Goatseyule
Created by: greeneye
Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool
Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.
Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays
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COMMENTS:
- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00
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Missiletoeing
Created by: aoife
Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'
Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.
Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'
Fauxpaax
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: fo-pox
Sentence: Jeanne's efforts to be inclusive turned into a complete fauxpaax, because she kept mixing up the holidays, and would end up insulting everyone.
Etymology: "faux pas" to faux pax -- no peace
Holicember
Created by: robynlicious
Pronunciation: holl-AH-sember
Sentence: Stop calling your Christmas Tree a Holicember Shrub.
Etymology: "holi" from holiday, but can also refer to boughs of holly. "cember" from December
