Verboticism: Endearage

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Subservaissance

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /sub-'s&rv-&-"säns/

Sentence: The subservaissance of a U.S. marriage typically only lasts between one and three years somewhere between the second and seventh year after the wedding.

Etymology: subserviant + renaissance

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Captimaid

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: cap/ti/maid

Sentence: He was at that stage in marriage where his wife had him totally captimaided.

Etymology: captivated + maid

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Demanate

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: dee-man-ate

Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.

Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate

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Blissectomy

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee

Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.

Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.

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COMMENTS:

Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00

Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00

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Thumbunderism

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation: thum under ism

Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.

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Whiplysium

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um

Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.

Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"

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Malewhipedrey

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree

Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.

Etymology: To become whipped into shape.

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Housewhipped

Created by: weyrlady

Pronunciation: Obvious enough.

Sentence: "I've never seen a man so housewhipped as Jerry. He was cleaning the gutters in the middle of a snow storm!"

Etymology: Derived from 'pussywhipped" and 'housework'.

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Domanation

Created by: Madmadchen

Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun

Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.

Etymology: Dominate + man

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Partuled

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed

Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!

Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled

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