Verboticism: Endearage
DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Subservaissance
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /sub-'s&rv-&-"säns/
Sentence: The subservaissance of a U.S. marriage typically only lasts between one and three years somewhere between the second and seventh year after the wedding.
Etymology: subserviant + renaissance
Captimaid
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: cap/ti/maid
Sentence: He was at that stage in marriage where his wife had him totally captimaided.
Etymology: captivated + maid
Demanate
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: dee-man-ate
Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.
Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate
Blissectomy
Created by: dstorm78
Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee
Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.
Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.
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COMMENTS:
Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00
Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00
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Thumbunderism
Created by: Carole
Pronunciation: thum under ism
Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.
Etymology:
Whiplysium
Created by: squirrelian
Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um
Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.
Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"
Malewhipedrey
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree
Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.
Etymology: To become whipped into shape.
Housewhipped
Created by: weyrlady
Pronunciation: Obvious enough.
Sentence: "I've never seen a man so housewhipped as Jerry. He was cleaning the gutters in the middle of a snow storm!"
Etymology: Derived from 'pussywhipped" and 'housework'.
Domanation
Created by: Madmadchen
Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun
Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.
Etymology: Dominate + man
Partuled
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed
Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!
Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled