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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Thumbunderism
Created by: Carole
Pronunciation: thum under ism
Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.
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Husbunderthumbery
Created by: Chunk01
Pronunciation: hus-bund-er-thum-ery
Sentence: All the fighting and nagging stopped, his resistence was finally ended and they were happy once they had entered a period of husbunderthumbery
Etymology: husband+under-the-thumb = husbunderthumbery
Domesticastration
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun
Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.
Etymology: From domestication and castration
Blisspecked
Created by: Maureen
Pronunciation: bliss - pecked
Sentence: The blisspecked husband looked fondly at his wife as he wiped the kitchen sink over.
Etymology: Bliss and henpecked.
Neutervana
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana
Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.
Etymology: neuter + nirvana
Husbomestication
Created by: J03Yvanalstyne
Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt
Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!
Etymology: husband + domesticate
Antisloth
Created by: Drock
Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth
Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.
Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.
Pussywhipped
Created by: redrockmullet
Pronunciation:
Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!
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