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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Spousebroken

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken

Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken

Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)

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COMMENTS:

Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00

Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00

Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00

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Buenuline

Created by: awesomo

Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin

Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.

Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine

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Neutervana

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana

Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.

Etymology: neuter + nirvana

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Underthethumbitis

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: As he finished washing the dishes, his wife smiled contentedly to herself. Underthethumbitis was rapidly being achieved.

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Honeydoom

acebone

Created by: acebone

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Husbomestication

Created by: J03Yvanalstyne

Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt

Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!

Etymology: husband + domesticate

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Groomservice

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss

Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice

Etymology: groom, room service

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Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00

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Servantage

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: Sir Vantage (or) Servant Age

Sentence: George's pink rubber gloves were worn during his servantage.

Etymology: Highly improbable.

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Wedjugation

limnrix

Created by: limnrix

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Malewhipedrey

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree

Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.

Etymology: To become whipped into shape.

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