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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Emascudise

Created by: Sed8ed

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Thumbunderism

Created by: Carole

Pronunciation: thum under ism

Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.

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Husbunderthumbery

Chunk01

Created by: Chunk01

Pronunciation: hus-bund-er-thum-ery

Sentence: All the fighting and nagging stopped, his resistence was finally ended and they were happy once they had entered a period of husbunderthumbery

Etymology: husband+under-the-thumb = husbunderthumbery

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Domesticastration

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun

Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.

Etymology: From domestication and castration

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Blisspecked

Created by: Maureen

Pronunciation: bliss - pecked

Sentence: The blisspecked husband looked fondly at his wife as he wiped the kitchen sink over.

Etymology: Bliss and henpecked.

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Neutervana

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana

Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.

Etymology: neuter + nirvana

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Husbomestication

Created by: J03Yvanalstyne

Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt

Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!

Etymology: husband + domesticate

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Domestibliss

Created by: Stump

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Antisloth

Created by: Drock

Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth

Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.

Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.

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Pussywhipped

Created by: redrockmullet

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Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!

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