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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Nolongrfun
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: no - longer - fun
Sentence: She trained him to become nolongrfun
Etymology: no longer fun
Chortledom
Created by: Bulletchewer
Pronunciation: chore-tull-dum
Sentence: Wedded bliss ought not be expected till the state of chortledom has been reached by the/both male partner(s).
Etymology: From "chore" meaning boring housework, "chortle" meaning to laugh at (refers to the male reluctance to do chores), and "boredom/whoredom" meaning the state of being bored/selling oneself out.
Domesticastrate
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate
Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!
Etymology: domesticate+castrate
Femifantasia
Created by: Fenners
Pronunciation:
Sentence: We've reached femifantasia! He does all the housework while I watch the tv.
Etymology:
Demanate
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: dee-man-ate
Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.
Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate
Housewhipped
Created by: weyrlady
Pronunciation: Obvious enough.
Sentence: "I've never seen a man so housewhipped as Jerry. He was cleaning the gutters in the middle of a snow storm!"
Etymology: Derived from 'pussywhipped" and 'housework'.
Endearage
Created by: FionaMin
Pronunciation: en-DEER-ayge
Sentence: When Sue arrived home from work and saw Bob scrubbing their kitchen floor, she sighed with happiness at finally reaching the endearage.
Etymology: Endear (become closer) + yes, dear + age (era)
Adaptage
Created by: fashionista
Pronunciation: Ad/apt/age
Sentence: I knew we had reached the adoptage stage in our marriage once my husband began putting his dishes in the dishwasher.
Etymology: Adapt + Age
