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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Malewhipedrey
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree
Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.
Etymology: To become whipped into shape.
Matrimonious
Created by: pdxpogo
Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus
Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.
Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony
Pussywhipped
Created by: redrockmullet
Pronunciation:
Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!
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Whiplysium
Created by: squirrelian
Pronunciation: wip - lis - ee - um
Sentence: I'm hoping he finishes tiling the basement before our whiplysium is over.
Etymology: "Whipped" + "Elysium"
Thumbunderism
Created by: Carole
Pronunciation: thum under ism
Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.
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Labatromony
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " la-bah-tra-monie"
Sentence: After I introduced Harry to the process of labatromony, I never needed to ask for a maid again!
Etymology: From the word labotomy and matrimony
Domimate
Created by: Ahoytheship
Pronunciation: dom-i-mate
Sentence: "I've totally got him domimated," she said with an evil sneer as she watched her hubby hand-launder her underwear.
Etymology: dominate=to control someone/thing mate=another word for spouse
Underthethumbitis
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: phonetic
Sentence: As he finished washing the dishes, his wife smiled contentedly to herself. Underthethumbitis was rapidly being achieved.
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Domesticastrate
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate
Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!
Etymology: domesticate+castrate
