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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Captivacation
Created by: oohisay
Pronunciation: kap-tiv-eh-kay-shun
Sentence: Our captivacation ended once Rodney discovered a laundry service.
Etymology: captive - prisoner + vacation - holiday period (also implicit is captivation - fascination with)
Antisloth
Created by: Drock
Pronunciation: ANT-ee-slawth
Sentence: As Ken stood up from the dishwasher he realized with delight that his period of marital antisloth had begun.
Etymology: Anti - the opposite of. Sloth - extreme laziness.
Thumbunderism
Created by: Carole
Pronunciation: thum under ism
Sentence: Rick was so blinded by love and passion, that he was completely oblivious to the thumbunderism that had befallen him.
Etymology:
Mandocility
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: man-doh-sill-itty
Sentence: Although the period of sexualfireworks had been enjoyable, Jamet realised that mandocility had a lot more to recommend it in the long run. She also felt a lot less tired.
Etymology: man + docile
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COMMENTS:
chris, You should get extra bonus points for the verbal "fireworks" in your sentences! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 15:58:00
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Eraticulopture
Created by: currentlyinsolitude
Pronunciation: ee-rat-i-cule-lope-chure
Sentence: Their eraticulopture happened as soon as he realized how much he loved his wife.
Etymology: American
Honeymoo
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: HUN-ee-moo
Sentence: Jim and Carol had their petty spats at first, but then she cowed him and the honeymoo was blissful.
Etymology: honeymoon + moooooo
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COMMENTS:
Say moooo! for domestication! - wordmeister, 2007-01-02: 16:45:00
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Huzbliss
Created by: highwireart
Pronunciation: Huz-bliss
Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!
Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!
Emascrimony
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ee-mask-ri-mo-nee
Sentence: After enduring several months of his wife's nagging to help her out around the house, Bob realized he should enter into the state of emascrimony, or face further exile to the couch.
Etymology: emasculate, matrimony
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COMMENTS:
Wish I hadn't already voted...I would have voted for yours... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 12:09:00
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Emascelation
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: e-mask-e-lay-shun
Sentence: The chances of a marriage ending in divorce are much lower once emascelation sets in.
Etymology: emasculation, elation
