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'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Domesticastration

Created by: adobrodt

Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun

Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.

Etymology: From domestication and castration

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Housewhipped

Created by: weyrlady

Pronunciation: Obvious enough.

Sentence: "I've never seen a man so housewhipped as Jerry. He was cleaning the gutters in the middle of a snow storm!"

Etymology: Derived from 'pussywhipped" and 'housework'.

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Domasculate

Created by: Manhattan

Pronunciation: dome-as-sckew-late

Sentence: After a few weeks of intense nagging and exposure to cleaning products, Tina was ready to domasculate her husband.

Etymology: From the words domesticate and immasculate.

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Endearage

Created by: FionaMin

Pronunciation: en-DEER-ayge

Sentence: When Sue arrived home from work and saw Bob scrubbing their kitchen floor, she sighed with happiness at finally reaching the endearage.

Etymology: Endear (become closer) + yes, dear + age (era)

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Slavaging

Created by: taftouf

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Domanation

Created by: Madmadchen

Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun

Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.

Etymology: Dominate + man

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Groomservice

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss

Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice

Etymology: groom, room service

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COMMENTS:

Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00

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Husbandreary

Created by: mloewnau2

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Husbomestication

Created by: J03Yvanalstyne

Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt

Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!

Etymology: husband + domesticate

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Domestibliss

Created by: Stump

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