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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Blissectomy
Created by: dstorm78
Pronunciation: Blis-Seck-Ta-Mee
Sentence: Jim's blissectomy has been a great success and his wife is very satisfied.
Etymology: A combination of vasectomy (the procedure that causes male sterility) and bliss often attributed with marriage.
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COMMENTS:
Nice word...I though about using some form of castration. Lord knows my wife has mine in a jar on the mantle... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:37:00
Glad to hear the wife's "very satisfied" - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:41:00
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Loviage
Created by: hanne
Pronunciation: lo-vi-age
Sentence: when we were in the loviage, my husband even putted down the seat of the toilet after peeing.
Etymology: love + marriage
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COMMENTS:
a true sign of domestication... - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:43:00
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Buenuline
Created by: awesomo
Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin
Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.
Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine
Whippification
Created by: chofu67
Pronunciation:
Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.
Etymology: From whipped
Emascelation
Created by: celeron450
Pronunciation: e-mask-e-lay-shun
Sentence: The chances of a marriage ending in divorce are much lower once emascelation sets in.
Etymology: emasculation, elation
Subservaissance
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /sub-'s&rv-&-"säns/
Sentence: The subservaissance of a U.S. marriage typically only lasts between one and three years somewhere between the second and seventh year after the wedding.
Etymology: subserviant + renaissance
Demanate
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: dee-man-ate
Sentence: Bill had been demanated by his wife.
Etymology: deconstruct + man + dominate
Labatromony
Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts
Pronunciation: " la-bah-tra-monie"
Sentence: After I introduced Harry to the process of labatromony, I never needed to ask for a maid again!
Etymology: From the word labotomy and matrimony
Manimprovement
Created by: josje
Pronunciation: man inprovement
Sentence: Oh yes with my qualities, i am dooing manimprovement, so if he wants something he has to improve himself to be my slave.
Etymology: man as in Big ceature improvement, as in the better slave version.
