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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Domimate
Created by: Ahoytheship
Pronunciation: dom-i-mate
Sentence: "I've totally got him domimated," she said with an evil sneer as she watched her hubby hand-launder her underwear.
Etymology: dominate=to control someone/thing mate=another word for spouse
Huslave
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: huss- lave
Sentence: Huslaving him? That's the point!
Etymology: husband + slave
Pussywhipped
Created by: redrockmullet
Pronunciation:
Sentence: John is so pussywhipped that he's even going to tupperware parties... alone!
Etymology:
Husbomestication
Created by: J03Yvanalstyne
Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt
Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!
Etymology: husband + domesticate
Nonmasculateous
Created by: Sticky
Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus
Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.
Etymology:
Domesticastrate
Created by: walkingdistraction
Pronunciation: dome-est-ick-as-trate
Sentence: He's a good guy... I just hope I can domesticastrate him by the time my parents visit!
Etymology: domesticate+castrate
Partuled
Created by: Partario
Pronunciation: Par-tool-ed
Sentence: "i have him completly partuled!
Etymology: Part=Partner + uled=ruled
Malectomy
Created by: ubgrud
Pronunciation: mAAl-ec-to-mee
Sentence: "What's his problem," Jim asked. "Malectomy," hissed Joseph. "Oooohhh..." said Jim as he backed out the door.
Etymology: akin to lobotomy, but different.
