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DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
Verboticisms
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Spousebroken
Created by: johnnyrockett
Pronunciation: Spows-bro-ken
Sentence: He happily washed the windows once I had him spousebroken
Etymology: Spouse - a person's partner in marriage. Broken - to train to obedience; tame (But the dictionary also says to ruin financially; make bankrupt, which also fits...Ha)
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COMMENTS:
Good one johnny! - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:40:00
Love it! - purpleartichokes, 2006-12-28: 11:32:00
Thanks guys... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 13:47:00
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Buenuline
Created by: awesomo
Pronunciation: bwane-u-lin
Sentence: Garth is very buenuline right now.
Etymology: buen-like good in Spanish + masculine
Neutervana
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana
Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.
Etymology: neuter + nirvana
Underthethumbitis
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: phonetic
Sentence: As he finished washing the dishes, his wife smiled contentedly to herself. Underthethumbitis was rapidly being achieved.
Etymology:
Husbomestication
Created by: J03Yvanalstyne
Pronunciation: huhz boh mehs' tih kayt
Sentence: I am not doing any more housework until you husbomesitcate!
Etymology: husband + domesticate
Groomservice
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: groom-sir-viss
Sentence: The meal he cooked was excellent, the house was sparkling and he loved her passionately...thank god for groomservice
Etymology: groom, room service
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COMMENTS:
Nice play on words... - johnnyrockett, 2006-12-28: 01:36:00
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Servantage
Created by: egonschiela
Pronunciation: Sir Vantage (or) Servant Age
Sentence: George's pink rubber gloves were worn during his servantage.
Etymology: Highly improbable.
Malewhipedrey
Created by: stormee
Pronunciation: mail-whip-a-dree
Sentence: After seven years of marriage,her husbands malewhipedrey finally came.
Etymology: To become whipped into shape.
