Verboticism: Domasculate

'Honey! Come see this floor! It's so shining!'

DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.

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Huzbliss

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Created by: highwireart

Pronunciation: Huz-bliss

Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!

Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!

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Homesend

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Created by: suzanna07

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Whippification

Created by: chofu67

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Sentence: AS he left the cat show with Judy, Jason thought only briefly of the playoff game he was missing and did not recognize that Judy's contented sigh had more to do with covert whippification than with any appreciation of the day's activities.

Etymology: From whipped

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Whiparadise

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: whip-paradise

Sentence: whiparadise is what every girl wants and every guy fears.... and is made fun of for when he arrives.

Etymology: whipped man = paradise (for the wife)

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Loviage

Created by: hanne

Pronunciation: lo-vi-age

Sentence: when we were in the loviage, my husband even putted down the seat of the toilet after peeing.

Etymology: love + marriage

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COMMENTS:

a true sign of domestication... - wordmeister, 2006-12-28: 09:43:00

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Matrimonious

Created by: pdxpogo

Pronunciation: Mat tree nom eeus

Sentence: After six months we settled into a matrimonious existence.

Etymology: Harmoniuos and matrimony

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Eblissculation

Created by: dwingillinois

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Neutervana

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation: nu-ter-vana

Sentence: I'm in nutervana now that my spouse started to put the seat down.

Etymology: neuter + nirvana

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Slavaging

Created by: taftouf

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Nonmasculateous

Created by: Sticky

Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus

Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.

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