Verboticism: Spousebroken
DEFINITION: The happy period in a marriage, which occurs once the husband has been fully domesticated.
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Huzbliss
Created by: highwireart
Pronunciation: Huz-bliss
Sentence: Heidi dreamed of this day when all her hard work was realized. Long live Huzbliss!
Etymology: Huz= Husband with a z since a husband doing chores doesn't want to be called a hus which is too close to hussy. Bliss= Life is good!
Nonmasculateous
Created by: Sticky
Pronunciation: non MAS coo lay shus
Sentence: Hee wore an apron, a classic sign he has entered the nonmasculateous period.
Etymology:
Gleeticated
Created by: hairydoginparis
Pronunciation: Glee-tee-cay-ted
Sentence: We are now gleeticated, and David does all of the chores.
Etymology: Glee-happiness Domesticated-under control
Whipticated
Created by: Orlandin
Pronunciation: Whip-ti-cated
Sentence: Man, she took your balls when you became whipticated.
Etymology: The act of being pussy whipped.
Homilization
Created by: seifip
Pronunciation: hom e le zation
Sentence: He'll homilizate quite soon. He's already washing the floor periodically and ensures me that he'll be cooking every day!
Etymology: home + ization
Domanation
Created by: Madmadchen
Pronunciation: daw-man-ay-shun
Sentence: Six months in, Marie had completely domanated Fred.
Etymology: Dominate + man
Blokeyoked
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: blok/yokd
Sentence: As the mockingbird nattered on about the importance of sharing domestic duties in the nest, she realized her hubby was finally getting used to the idea of being blokeyoked.
Etymology: bloke + yoked
Domesticastration
Created by: adobrodt
Pronunciation: dom-EST-tic-cas-STRAY-shun
Sentence: Jenny knew that once her domesticastration took effect, Bob would be the best husband in the world.
Etymology: From domestication and castration
Huslave
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: huss- lave
Sentence: Huslaving him? That's the point!
Etymology: husband + slave
