Verboticism: Festoffend
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Religogreet
Created by: wishlish
Pronunciation: re-lij-o-greet
Sentence: Those churchgoers religogreet everyone they meet, even though some of the people they meet don't participate in religous holidays.
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Offendogram
Created by: littleguybrush
Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram
Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.
Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram
Missiletoeing
Created by: aoife
Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'
Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.
Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'
Condisendyule
Created by: stevezoid
Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule
Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.
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Celebracialize
Created by: crazytown
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.
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Quifintation
Created by: xyankee
Pronunciation: quif-in-tation
Sentence: My friends will be comming over for some group quifintation and cheer.
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