Verboticism: Festoffend

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Religogreet

Created by: wishlish

Pronunciation: re-lij-o-greet

Sentence: Those churchgoers religogreet everyone they meet, even though some of the people they meet don't participate in religous holidays.

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Offendogram

Created by: littleguybrush

Pronunciation: oh-fend-oh-gram

Sentence: Uncle Pete offered up and offendogram which didn't go over well at all.

Etymology: offend plus a nice little o-gram

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Missiletoeing

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Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'

Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.

Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'

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Milktoasting

Created by: dxl413

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Condisendyule

Created by: stevezoid

Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule

Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.

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Celebracialize

Created by: crazytown

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Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.

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Quifintation

Created by: xyankee

Pronunciation: quif-in-tation

Sentence: My friends will be comming over for some group quifintation and cheer.

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Moronicer

Created by: socialyabusd

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Holidamn

Created by: M1ssRJ

Pronunciation: holl-eh-dam

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Happygenerism

Created by: Baruch

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