Verboticism: Molesentimenthol

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Sexogram

Created by: rocko213

Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm

Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.

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Yuledoot

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: yoolsht

Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.

Etymology: yule + sit

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Hohohumdrum

Created by: geekgrrl

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Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'

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Holilapse

Created by: DarthWader

Pronunciation: hall ih laps

Sentence: Johnny holilapsed when he kissed Mayata (accosted her, really), though her burka, under the mistletoe.

Etymology: holiday (day of festivity when no work is done) + lapse (temporary failure of concentration, memory, or judgement)

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Treasonsgreeting

Created by: wniffene

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Fallinasleeped

Created by: bogdan

Pronunciation: folinaslipd

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Fakitusgreetingus

Created by: jonique

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Sentence: Carl's fakitusgreetinguses always seem phony and forced.

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Exmaspale

Created by: frenzi

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Sentence: Nick always tried not to offend anyone, yet somehow, after a few drinks, he always managed to exmaspale somebody.

Etymology: From xmas - the non-christian way of referring to Dec 25th, and the phrase "beyond the pale" - meaning just outside the bounds of acceptable behaviour.

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Misfestivate

Created by: knave

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Sentence: The stops in my area tend to misfestivate a bit this time of year.

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Quifintation

Created by: xyankee

Pronunciation: quif-in-tation

Sentence: My friends will be comming over for some group quifintation and cheer.

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