Verboticism: Expelch
DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Shampassardon
Created by: catgrin
Pronunciation: sham-pasahr-dn
Sentence: Though well out of school, Jim just couldn't break his fraternity-life ways. At his first holiday dinner with his girlfriend's family, he kept guzzling beers and shampassardoning the mighty belches that followed. His poor behavior might have been excused if he hadn't chosen to end the meal with, "Buuuurp! Excuse me! BuuUUUUUuuuurp excuse - I mean marry - yes, marry me!"
Etymology: from sham + pass (as in "to pass gas") + pardon, this is a variation of "passardon" which is a genuine request to be excused for passing wind in public
Gastrosintentional
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: gas tro sin ten shun all
Sentence: Jack always ate fiberful meals. He did it on purpose to be able to make disgusting bodily sounds, particularly when sitting next to pretty girls in the school cafeteria. He was gastrosintentional by nature and usually jumped up when expelling methane gas from his person. It is said he inspired the Rolling Stones to sing: "Jumping Jack Flash is a gas, gas, gas!"
Etymology: gastro (of the stomach/digestive processes) & sin (commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Intentional (on purpose) & gastrointestinal (of or relating to the stomach and intestines)
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COMMENTS:
Brilliant! - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 07:51:00
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Apologas
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: əpäləgas
Sentence: Thomas is always the gentleman. When he is afflicted with a bout of belching he has found that he can mask the sound involved with an apologas. The gas emitted can be shaped and molded into "excuse me". He is working on how to use this concept for flatulence.
Etymology: apologize (express regret for something that one has done wrong) + gas (an airlike fluid substance which expands freely to fill any space available)
Ruebarb
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: roo barb
Sentence: When Simon did his usual phony apology after he made flatulent noises, Katy knew it was insincere and only a ruebarb.
Etymology: Rue (feel remorse for; feel sorry for; be contrite about) & Barb (an aggressive remark directed at a person like a missile and intended to have a telling effect)
Sorrygastic
Created by: DevynAlexanderSkyeHarris
Pronunciation: Sar-Ree-Gas-Tic
Sentence: The smell had become too much for Zndu, she pushed her still burping asshole of a brother toward the door as he continued apologizing as he ripped one right on her. "UGH Take your Sorrygastic remarks and just LEAVE!"
Etymology: Sorry- Apology + Gas- internal fumes created by gastric acids + Sarcastic- To infer one thing by saying the antonym of it.
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COMMENTS:
reminded me of "gastric". Like "sorrygastric". - anoesis23, 2013-04-07: 04:20:00
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Grossoutloud
Created by: rebelvin
Pronunciation: gross+out+loud
Sentence: Keep your sounds as silent as possible, don't be a grossoutlouder!
Etymology: gross+out+loud
Burpologuy
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: bərpäləgī
Sentence: Allen is not much of a white-collar guy. His world is not that of the prim and proper. No fine wine for him - cheap beer. He is just a burpologuy, belching with the force of a slap in the face followed by a duplicitous ”sorry”.
Etymology: burp (noisily release air from the stomach through the mouth; belch) + apology (a regretful acknowledgment of an offense or failure) + guy (a man)
Apolocheese
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: uh-pol-uh-cheez
Sentence: Wendell offered apolocheese for his methane eruption but his snickering told people that he really didn't mean it.
Etymology: apologies (a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another)+ cut the cheese (pass gas)
Burpassful
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: bur + pas + ful
Sentence: Even though Larry continuously apologized for his constant burping and flatulance, Tina believed that it was burpassful since he continued on through dinner, David Letterman and the late night movie. 53 apologies later, Tina just wanted to go home.
Etymology: burp, pass, purposeful
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COMMENTS:
good passulance - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:38:00
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Inscentsere
Created by: arrrteest
Pronunciation: in-sent-seer
Sentence: Gene leaned a little to the left...phssst, a little to the right . . . vbfffft. "Oh, sorry, where did that come from?" He shot a look of feigned embarrassment to his sister as he smiled. "You're so inscentsere. You don't fool anyone, you ass."
Etymology: insincere + scent