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DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Effartery
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: i/fart/ter/y
Sentence: The effartery was even more disturbing when he pretended it was just a smelly accident.
Etymology: effrontery (shameless or impudent boldness; barefaced audacity) + fart
Ruedischarge
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: roōdischärj
Sentence: Some people don’t understand why Robby doesn’t have a girlfriend. Some blame it on his propensity to ruedischarge at will in public settings. He can expel gas from almost any orifice. What girl wouldn’t want to snap up such a talented catch?
Etymology: rued (bitterly regret) + rude (offensively impolite or ill-mannered) + discharge (emit)
Flatuluctant
Created by: youmustvotenato
Pronunciation: flat-choo-luck-tunt
Sentence: Bill was flatuluctant when it came to eating at Burrito Barn. Mexican food was no reason hold back for the sake of manners. It was fiesta time for his digestion.
Etymology: flatulence+reluctant
Apologas
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: əpäləgas
Sentence: Thomas is always the gentleman. When he is afflicted with a bout of belching he has found that he can mask the sound involved with an apologas. The gas emitted can be shaped and molded into "excuse me". He is working on how to use this concept for flatulence.
Etymology: apologize (express regret for something that one has done wrong) + gas (an airlike fluid substance which expands freely to fill any space available)
Disingaseous
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: dis-in-gas-ee-yus
Sentence: After clearing the room, Tom gave Kim a disingaseous smile and finished his broccoli.
Etymology: disingenuous: insincere + gaseous: filled with gas
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COMMENTS:
Excellent - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 18:36:00
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Inscentsere
Created by: arrrteest
Pronunciation: in-sent-seer
Sentence: Gene leaned a little to the left...phssst, a little to the right . . . vbfffft. "Oh, sorry, where did that come from?" He shot a look of feigned embarrassment to his sister as he smiled. "You're so inscentsere. You don't fool anyone, you ass."
Etymology: insincere + scent
Apolocheese
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: uh-pol-uh-cheez
Sentence: Wendell offered apolocheese for his methane eruption but his snickering told people that he really didn't mean it.
Etymology: apologies (a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another)+ cut the cheese (pass gas)
Sarfartic
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK
Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.
Etymology: A really unfunny fart.
Burpassful
Created by: mweinmann
Pronunciation: bur + pas + ful
Sentence: Even though Larry continuously apologized for his constant burping and flatulance, Tina believed that it was burpassful since he continued on through dinner, David Letterman and the late night movie. 53 apologies later, Tina just wanted to go home.
Etymology: burp, pass, purposeful
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COMMENTS:
good passulance - Nosila, 2009-06-03: 10:38:00
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Apolocheese
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: a-pollo-cheez
Sentence: Bree was famous for her apolocheese. It was gouda that odour was not a problem, but her bottom trumpet sounded loudly and was always followed by a verbose yet insincere expression of remorse. "Edam, Bree, that was so loud it could roquefort" .
Etymology: apologies + cut the cheese (fart)
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COMMENTS:
Filing this one away for future reference. Thanks. lol - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:17:00
cheesy but funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:38:00
A true fromage a trois...good one petaj! - Nosila, 2008-04-17: 21:50:00
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Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James
- 2008-04-19: 13:42:00
Nice word
Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James
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