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'Please excuse me while I eructate.'

DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.

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Flatentionalist

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: flat ten shun al ist

Sentence: Rudy was aptly named. He loved nothing better than to gross out his sister during meal times with displays of gas release at will. He was quite anal about it. He was a flatentionalist and and should have known better since he was now farty years old.

Etymology: Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)& Intentionalist (someone who believes or assumes that the meanings of a text are determined mainly by the stated or implied intentions of the author)

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Apolocheese

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: uh-pol-uh-cheez

Sentence: Wendell offered apolocheese for his methane eruption but his snickering told people that he really didn't mean it.

Etymology: apologies (a written or spoken expression of one's regret, remorse, or sorrow for having insulted, failed, injured, or wronged another)+ cut the cheese (pass gas)

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Sarfartic

Created by: idavecook

Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK

Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.

Etymology: A really unfunny fart.

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Inscentsere

Created by: arrrteest

Pronunciation: in-sent-seer

Sentence: Gene leaned a little to the left...phssst, a little to the right . . . vbfffft. "Oh, sorry, where did that come from?" He shot a look of feigned embarrassment to his sister as he smiled. "You're so inscentsere. You don't fool anyone, you ass."

Etymology: insincere + scent

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Scentigise

Created by: pieceof314

Pronunciation: sent ih jies

Sentence: Cory did a double whammy -- a burp and a fart at the same time. "Ooops, sorry. That was strange" he announced. Shirely didn't think so. "Your attempt to scentigise is NOT accepted. I've heard you practicing."

Etymology: scent, smell + apologies, a show of remorse and sorrow.

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Apologas

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: əpäləgas

Sentence: Thomas is always the gentleman. When he is afflicted with a bout of belching he has found that he can mask the sound involved with an apologas. The gas emitted can be shaped and molded into "excuse me". He is working on how to use this concept for flatulence.

Etymology: apologize (express regret for something that one has done wrong) + gas (an airlike fluid substance which expands freely to fill any space available)

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Gurging

Created by: katie123

Pronunciation:

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Gastinate

Created by: Bloodhammer

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I knew you were gastinating when you fanned your stench at me.

Etymology:

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Apolocheese

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: a-pollo-cheez

Sentence: Bree was famous for her apolocheese. It was gouda that odour was not a problem, but her bottom trumpet sounded loudly and was always followed by a verbose yet insincere expression of remorse. "Edam, Bree, that was so loud it could roquefort" .

Etymology: apologies + cut the cheese (fart)

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COMMENTS:

Filing this one away for future reference. Thanks. lol - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:17:00

cheesy but funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:38:00

A true fromage a trois...good one petaj! - Nosila, 2008-04-17: 21:50:00

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Expelch

Created by: abrakadeborah

Pronunciation: ex-pelch

Sentence: David was always the middle of an expelch at the dinner table, often causing his girlfriend to lose her appetite.

Etymology: Combined ~ Expel-discharge. & Belch-Burp.

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-04-17: 00:01:00
Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James

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Nice word

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Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James

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