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DEFINITION: v. To apologize for a belch, or the passing of gas, even though it is obvious that the action was done intentionally and with force. n. A person who apologizes insincerely for their burping or belching.
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Apolocheese
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: a-pollo-cheez
Sentence: Bree was famous for her apolocheese. It was gouda that odour was not a problem, but her bottom trumpet sounded loudly and was always followed by a verbose yet insincere expression of remorse. "Edam, Bree, that was so loud it could roquefort" .
Etymology: apologies + cut the cheese (fart)
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COMMENTS:
Filing this one away for future reference. Thanks. lol - Mustang, 2008-04-17: 08:17:00
cheesy but funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-04-17: 08:38:00
A true fromage a trois...good one petaj! - Nosila, 2008-04-17: 21:50:00
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Gastronamus
Created by: jetpro14
Pronunciation: Gastro-name-us
Sentence: Gary was being a real gastronamus at the dinner table last night.
Etymology: Gastro = digestive bubbles; Namus = royal ignoramus
Apologasvert
Created by: diyan627
Pronunciation: up-ah-lo-gas-vert
Sentence: Ron's apologasvert we all expect at Thanksgiving dinner. We play musical chairs when it comes time to sit down for dinner...No one wants to sit next to him!
Etymology: apologize + gas + overt
Disingaseous
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: dis-in-gas-ee-yus
Sentence: After clearing the room, Tom gave Kim a disingaseous smile and finished his broccoli.
Etymology: disingenuous: insincere + gaseous: filled with gas
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COMMENTS:
Excellent - Mustang, 2009-06-03: 18:36:00
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Inscentsere
Created by: arrrteest
Pronunciation: in-sent-seer
Sentence: Gene leaned a little to the left...phssst, a little to the right . . . vbfffft. "Oh, sorry, where did that come from?" He shot a look of feigned embarrassment to his sister as he smiled. "You're so inscentsere. You don't fool anyone, you ass."
Etymology: insincere + scent
Regretulence
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: re gret yu lens
Sentence: Sarah hated eating with her brother Sid, as he delighted in torturing her with his bad manners. He'd make bizarre digestive noises at the table and then apologize insincerely for his actions. This regretulence was really annoying, as he would always blame their poor dog, lying under the table. This was also galling as the dog was never in the house at meal times!
Etymology: Regret (be sorry) & Flatulence (a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal)
Deliberfart
Created by: bookowl
Pronunciation: dee/libur/fart
Sentence: He swore it was accidental but everyone knew it was deliberfart.
Etymology: deliberate + fart
Sarfartic
Created by: idavecook
Pronunciation: SAR-FAR-TIK
Sentence: Dave, you're so sarfartic that your shit doesn't even smell.
Etymology: A really unfunny fart.
Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus
Created by: balku4
Pronunciation: a-creeon-berp-al-oh-see-saw-grey-fi-des
Sentence: gross your committing Acrionburpalosisagreifidtus.
Etymology: started out with a grek word and added rooot word of deffinition.
Gastinate
Created by: Bloodhammer
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I knew you were gastinating when you fanned your stench at me.
Etymology:
Comments:
Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James
- 2008-04-19: 13:42:00
Nice word
Today's definition was suggested by doseydotes. Thank you doseydotes. ~ James
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