Verboticism: Chumching

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.
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Gluceroticism
Created by: Tobester
Pronunciation: glu-seroh-tisizm
Sentence: The empty box of chocolates and the smile on his face said it all; Forrest had given in to his gluceroticism.
Etymology: glucose/eroticism
Sugarjockey
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: shu-gar-joh-key
Sentence: Bill was sugarjockeying the danish tray at the conference yesterday.
Etymology: riding a sugar binge = sugarjockey
Donicious
Created by: Yugoslav
Pronunciation: This word should be used with additional mmm...
Sentence: Oh no, i can't wait anymore, it's smells like mmm donicious
Etymology:
Glucoglut
Created by: Koekbroer
Pronunciation: gloo-ko-glut
Sentence: "What did you expect? You put all these confections and sweets out and then you invited Doug. You know he's a glucoglut!"
Etymology: glucose; glutton
Sweeturbate
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait
Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"
Etymology: sweet masturbate
Tugarasm
Created by: Chistinalove
Pronunciation: Too - grr - as - m
Sentence: I nearly had a tugarasm when I tasted my sister-in-law's chocolate fudge cake.
Etymology: Tugarasm is a mixture of three words... To Sugar Oragasm ... meaning To have an oragasmic reaction to sugar.
Gluccon
Created by: Frejesal
Pronunciation: Glue-kon
Sentence: He's been glucconing on that sugared pineapple for hours!
Etymology: A mix of glucose and glutton. Clever eh?
Sucrophatic
Created by: pjlilley
Pronunciation: Sook-ro-FAT-ic
Sentence: My husband gets incredibly sucrophatic around the holidays.
Etymology: sucrose (sugar), philic (to have an affinity for), changed to phat for effect.
