Verboticism: Chumching

'This donut is so good!'

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.

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Gluceroticism

Tobester

Created by: Tobester

Pronunciation: glu-seroh-tisizm

Sentence: The empty box of chocolates and the smile on his face said it all; Forrest had given in to his gluceroticism.

Etymology: glucose/eroticism

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Sugarjockey

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: shu-gar-joh-key

Sentence: Bill was sugarjockeying the danish tray at the conference yesterday.

Etymology: riding a sugar binge = sugarjockey

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Sweetaxy

Created by: drgustavomarques

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Donicious

Created by: Yugoslav

Pronunciation: This word should be used with additional mmm...

Sentence: Oh no, i can't wait anymore, it's smells like mmm donicious

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Glucoglut

Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: gloo-ko-glut

Sentence: "What did you expect? You put all these confections and sweets out and then you invited Doug. You know he's a glucoglut!"

Etymology: glucose; glutton

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Fructate

Created by: markfenn

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Sweeturbate

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait

Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"

Etymology: sweet masturbate

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Tugarasm

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: Too - grr - as - m

Sentence: I nearly had a tugarasm when I tasted my sister-in-law's chocolate fudge cake.

Etymology: Tugarasm is a mixture of three words... To Sugar Oragasm ... meaning To have an oragasmic reaction to sugar.

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Gluccon

Created by: Frejesal

Pronunciation: Glue-kon

Sentence: He's been glucconing on that sugared pineapple for hours!

Etymology: A mix of glucose and glutton. Clever eh?

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Sucrophatic

Created by: pjlilley

Pronunciation: Sook-ro-FAT-ic

Sentence: My husband gets incredibly sucrophatic around the holidays.

Etymology: sucrose (sugar), philic (to have an affinity for), changed to phat for effect.

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