Verboticism: Transfurants
DEFINITION: n. An ingrained habit which is so entrenched in individual's personality that they practically have an identity crisis if anyone tries to change it. v. To try to modify a person's instinctive behavior and/or unconscious habits.
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Habitugrate
Created by: daniellegeorge
Pronunciation: ha-bit-you-grate
Sentence: The severity of his habitugrate is to the point that the couch can't sleep without John sitting on it with a beer for at least 3 hours each night.
Etymology: Habit, and grate (like grating cheese). Like trying to file down a bad habit only to make it sore and red.
Habitch
Created by: jrogan
Pronunciation: ha-bitch
Sentence: Tommy habitch of making ordinary words sound like swearing turds was very annoying, but he wouldn't give it up because it was fart of his freaking identity.
Etymology: habit + bitch
Nosense
Created by: josje
Pronunciation: nonsence
Sentence: To help you, correct you or help you is nosense.
Etymology: Not and your Sence as in your mind.
Ridiom
Created by: TimTheEnchanter
Pronunciation: RID-ee-um
Sentence: Every time Hugh met a woman, he could not help but stop to smell her hair. Despite numerous awkward encounters, a couple restraining orders, and a very quiet love life he refused to stop, saying “I can’t help it. I’m just a sniffer.” But after the unfortunate incident with the black-belt transvestite, his friends had no choice but to put Hugh through a quick ridiom session.
Etymology: Rid (to remove) + idiom (a style that is characteristic of an individual)
Rutate
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: ruht/teyt
Sentence: For years Jenny tried to rutate Joe's extreme behaviours, but finally had to turn the job over to a licensed psychiatrist.
Etymology: rut (a fixed, or established course of life) + mutate (to change; alter)
Alterbrasion
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: ôltərbrāzhən
Sentence: Cindy has done her best to help her boyfriend work on his bad habits. He remains unchanged, seemingly unscathed by her efforts. She, on the other hand, has more than one alterbrasion to treat. Her doctor tells her that she is lucky the friction that developed between the two of them didn’t cause her to burst into flames.
Etymology: alter (change or cause to change in character or composition) + abrasion (the process of scraping or wearing away)
Alterashun
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: al ter ay shun
Sentence: When Lidia triewd to change George's behaviour of ignoring others, she found it difficult to make such an alterashun.
Etymology: Alteration (change) & Shun (to avoid;banish;ignore)
Habitchuate
Created by: Tigger
Pronunciation: /ha-BICH-oo-eyt/
Sentence: A scorpion is standing on a riverbank trying to find a way across, when a fox happens along. The scorpion asks the fox to carry him on his back across the river. The fox agrees, on the condition that the scorpion doesn't sting him, and the scorpion agrees also. Halfway across the river the scorpion stings the fox anyway, dooming them both to drown. The fox asks, "Why would you do that? Now both of us will die." The scorpion said, "Don't habitchuate — it's just my nature." — Variation on a fable (possibly of Native American origin)
Etymology: Play on the word: Habituate - to accustom by frequent repetition or prolonged exposure (from Latin, habitus "condition, demeanor") & Bitch [the verb] - to complain about; gripe (from Old English, bicce)
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COMMENTS:
oe habityouhate! nice - galwaywegian, 2008-05-21: 10:51:00
If the scorpion did it, maybe he habitchewate the fox?? - Nosila, 2008-05-21: 21:35:00
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Mythang
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: meye th ang
Sentence: His mythang involved swivelling his hips, which were roughly the same proportions as a small battleship, in a circular motion while raising his eyebrows in a very scary manner, whenever he heard hawaiian music, which thankfully was not very often.
Etymology: my thang as in thing
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COMMENTS:
Interesting. - OZZIEBOB, 2008-05-22: 08:27:00
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