Verboticism: Misfestivate

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Ecquestify

Created by: Javeson1

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Integraholidize

Created by: mrguy753

Pronunciation: Integra - like as in "Integrate" Holid - like as is "Holiday" ize - just to make it a verb

Sentence: Attention employees. Don't forget to integraholidize. We don't want to offend anyone's personal beliefs.

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Jerngle

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: jern-gul

Sentence: That fool is going to jerngle himself all the way to a slap in the face.

Etymology: A distant relative of the noun jinglejerk.

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Xholimas

Created by: malindaemb

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Deisploitate

Created by: kword

Pronunciation: De-Sploi-Tate

Sentence: Johnny, the beggar, offered many deisploitational greetings to passers by hoping to capitalize off of inter-faith mandates of charity this holiday season.

Etymology: From Latin deus god, and Latin explicitum, past participle of Deed or act, esp. a notable or heroic one.

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Sexogram

Created by: rocko213

Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm

Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.

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Mazelbotch

Created by: jsky20

Pronunciation: ma-zel-bach

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Etymology: mazel tov + botch

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Solipseason

Created by: attis

Pronunciation: Sol-ip-seas-on

Sentence: In his ignorance he committed a dreadful solipseason.

Etymology: Solus (Latin: alone) ipse (Latin: self) and Season

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Treasonsgreeting

Created by: wniffene

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Interfesting

Created by: LlamaMan

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