Verboticism: Cockoblock
DEFINITION: v., To counsel patience and caution when it comes to romantic endeavors. n., An unexpected or unwanted chaperon who has a special knack for "putting ice on it" when people get the "hots".
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Libidavise
Created by: Niktionary
Pronunciation: la-beed-ah-vize
Sentence: I should have known Chuck was a cad. On our date, my cat, Jerry began to libidavise him by spraying him!
Etymology: libido + advise
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COMMENTS:
The pronounciation's center (bid-ah) describes the attempted romancing so nicely! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:26:00
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Canoodlepoodle
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: kan oo dil poo dil
Sentence: Miss E.Z Vertue was a sophomore teen who went to Raging Hormone Junior High. Against her parents' wishes, she fell madly in love with a senior from Our Lady of the Gonad High School, called Randy Sooter. When they became inseparable (literally) EZ's father decided to get her the puppy she'd always wanted. The dog was a huge standard-bred French Poodle called Quebec. Quebec was trained to growl and menace any male who came near the daughter. He was a sexgregator, a canoodlepoodle, trained in the fine art of keeping teenagers apart from each other. Yes, Quebec lived for separation!
Etymology: canoodle (fondle or pet affectionately) & poodle (breed of canine)
Jizzstapo
Created by: artr
Pronunciation: jiztäpō
Sentence: Jim and his girlfriend had just settled down for a good mutual groping when the Jizzstapo made its presence known. Despite the fact that the *rents had adjourned to the basement to watch TV, Mom found an excuse to pass through the living room about every 20 minutes. First it was forgotten slippers, then an already-read book. When she ran out of lame excuses, Mom decided it was time to play the piano that just happened to be in the living room. The couple had about as much privacy as if they were sitting in a bus station.
Etymology: jizz (sperm) + Gestapo (the German secret police under Nazi rule) + stop (come to an end; cease to happen)
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COMMENTS:
sehr gut! - Nosila, 2010-05-04: 00:39:00
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Amoratude
Created by: 8Revolution8
Pronunciation: a/more/a/tude
Sentence: David does not want to go near Carol after the latest incident with her dad, and also her dad's got amoratude
Etymology: amour (love) + atitude (sharp attitude towards when someone gets the 'hots'
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COMMENTS:
pretty sick word - dalmero8, 2008-02-13: 17:33:00
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Erogenot
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: Ee-rodj-uh-NOT
Sentence: It was during "Love In Orbit", the latest spacebuster about two erogenauts with stars in their eyes, that Julie, Bob's daughter, and her boyfriend's romantic amplexations grew stronger. And at the height of their deosculating - but to their impending horror - they failed to see Ted, their contracupiscent chaperone and ever alert erogenot, coming swiftly along the aisle.
Etymology: EROGENOT: blend of Erogenous: amorous,libidinal, arousing sexual desire & NOT. CONTRACUPISCENT: Contra & cupiscent of Concupiscent.) AMPLEXATION:(Embracing)& DEOSCULATE:(Kiss affectionally) both from "Dict Of Endangered English" By Grambs.
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COMMENTS:
terrific - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:38:00
Was hoping someone would spin a sentence about 'three is a crowd' and you did it so beautifully showing it still is and always will be. Great words, too. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:23:00
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Asstrynot
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ass-tri-not
Sentence: Wendy's Mom wasn't sure if her coidissing had any impact on her daughter, so she sent 5-year-old Cindy along with them on their date to orbit around them like an asstrynot.
Etymology: ass, try, not; astronaut
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COMMENTS:
hitting form already! - galwaywegian, 2008-02-13: 06:42:00
Coidissing is also a great verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 12:49:00
very funny - Jabberwocky, 2008-02-13: 13:15:00
Nothing austronauty about to happen here! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 16:43:00
i meant to write "astronauty" - but austronauty does have meaningful connotations! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-02-13: 17:17:00
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Thirdweiler
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: third - wheel- er
Sentence: Gordon snaked his arm along the back of the lounge and looked longingly into Miranda's eyes. But only for a fleeting second! That amorous feeling had quickly dissipated when the thirdweiler prowled into the room making low growling noises and raising its hackles. The only drooling going on was the dog.
Etymology: third wheel (one who deters the couple's activities - just by being there) + Rottweiler (a breed of dog often used for guard dogs)
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COMMENTS:
The alpha and omega of pun. Thank you :-) - emdeejay, 2008-12-05: 08:19:00
lovely - Jabberwocky, 2008-12-05: 12:40:00
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Disscurragemeant
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: diss/cur/rage/ment
Sentence: Disscurragemeant took on a whole different meaning when Phil nearly lost three fingers in an attempt to cuddle up closer.
Etymology: diss + cur (dog) + rage + meant (intended)
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COMMENTS:
Stunned by the way you take one word and tweak it with a letter, or a few, and have a great verbotomy to fit the definition. Today's is Exceptional. - silveryaspen, 2008-12-05: 15:15:00
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Libidonator
Created by: XMbIPb
Pronunciation: /li-bi-do-na-tor/
Sentence: Q.: "Sylvia looked so hot in that tight little black cocktail dress. But that cantankerous old fella hovering around... wow... what a total libidonator. Who IS that guy by the way." A.: "That 'guy' is her Mother. My wife. I am Sylvia's Dad incidentally. And your name is...?"
Etymology: LIBIDONATOR (n.,) {libidonate, v.} - from "libido": sex drive, desire to procreate, integral part of id (see Z. Freud); "nator" - suffix derived from the character of 'TERMINATOR,' a merciless android played by Arnold Schwarzennegger in the series of films by the same name.
Loveguard
Created by: Biscotti
Pronunciation: luv-gard
Sentence: Alex didn't dare touch Angie, he knew her dad was being a loveguard.
Etymology: love and guard
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COMMENTS:
Old Guard around the queen! Evokes romaticism and chivalry, delightfully. Strong verbot! - silveryaspen, 2008-02-13: 13:36:00
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