Verboticism: Xholimas
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Pixying
Created by: helanren
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Article 11.1.2a : all officers will refrain from pixying at all times
Etymology: an acronym of Politically Incorrect Xmasgreeting
Pandalize
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation:
Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.
Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"
Yuledoot
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: yoolsht
Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.
Etymology: yule + sit
Jerngle
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: jern-gul
Sentence: That fool is going to jerngle himself all the way to a slap in the face.
Etymology: A distant relative of the noun jinglejerk.
Crosscrescent
Created by: VBIZILJ
Pronunciation:
Sentence:
Etymology:
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COMMENTS:
- VBIZILJ, 2006-12-13: 15:18:00
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Shalohoho
Created by: Mirandala
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Shalohoho, everyone! Have some holiday hamentashen!
Etymology: Shalom + ho ho ho
Yulecide
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: yool' cide
Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.
Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"
Berete
Created by: gemgirl
Pronunciation: bur-eat
Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.
Etymology: berate + greet = berete