Verboticism: Xholimas

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Pixying

Created by: helanren

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Sentence: Article 11.1.2a : all officers will refrain from pixying at all times

Etymology: an acronym of Politically Incorrect Xmasgreeting

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Pandalize

Created by: Alchemist

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Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.

Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"

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Yuledoot

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: yoolsht

Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.

Etymology: yule + sit

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Yuledoonicely

Created by: Steerpike

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Jerngle

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: jern-gul

Sentence: That fool is going to jerngle himself all the way to a slap in the face.

Etymology: A distant relative of the noun jinglejerk.

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Crosscrescent

Created by: VBIZILJ

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Shalohoho

Created by: Mirandala

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Sentence: Shalohoho, everyone! Have some holiday hamentashen!

Etymology: Shalom + ho ho ho

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Yulecide

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: yool' cide

Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.

Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"

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Berete

Created by: gemgirl

Pronunciation: bur-eat

Sentence: As you burete the guests, don't forget to slap their behind as they pass.

Etymology: berate + greet = berete

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Blundermas

Created by: Abbers

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