Voted For: Insaludate

Created by: warped

Pronunciation: phonetic

Sentence: Some consider non-denominational cards an act of holicide.

Etymology: Holiday+Homicide

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Created by: babel

Pronunciation: yool-tride

Sentence: Peter's whisky-infused mulled wine gave him oodles of yuletried spirit

Etymology: yuletide + tried

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Created by: chadfust

Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns

Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!

Etymology: jollifications + fixation

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Created by: grant0

Pronunciation: Irk-greet

Sentence: As I stepped into the Walmart, the greeter irkgreeted me. Eww.

Etymology: Irk and...greet...

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Created by: truefedwa

Pronunciation: hap-ee-hol-i-day-is-m

Sentence: Wal-Mart recently abandoned its happyholidayism and returned to "Merry Christmas"

Etymology: Happy+Holiday

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Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: yoolsht

Sentence: Ben was agonostic and could only provide luke-warm yulesht tidings for the holidays.

Etymology: yule + sit

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Created by: rilstix

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Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: hol-e-corse-ti-fy

Sentence: It was particularly cringe-worthy to hear Michael holicaustify the diverse range of guests.

Etymology: From "holy/holiday", "horrify" and "caustic" meaning acidic or harsh. Is, of course, a pun on Holocaust, making the word a little risky, but, in my view, adding to the effectiveness of the gestures it describes, as they are offensive/insensitive.

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Created by: speakeasy

Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer

Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."

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Created by: mickey666

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Sentence: As a confirmed multiculturalist, I wish everyone shachristmaseid greetings in December.

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