Verboticism: Integraholidize
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Hohohumdrum
Created by: geekgrrl
Pronunciation:
Sentence: 'I like to say Merry Christmas, instead of Happy Hoidays. It just seems so HoHoHumdrum.'
Etymology:
Unigratings
Created by: wordbird
Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings
Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.
Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating
Jerngle
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: jern-gul
Sentence: That fool is going to jerngle himself all the way to a slap in the face.
Etymology: A distant relative of the noun jinglejerk.
Holicember
Created by: robynlicious
Pronunciation: holl-AH-sember
Sentence: Stop calling your Christmas Tree a Holicember Shrub.
Etymology: "holi" from holiday, but can also refer to boughs of holly. "cember" from December
Celeberate
Created by: Sissyphus
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Disdaining any particular seasonal tradition, he celeberated them all with "Happy week of the highest suicide rate!"
Etymology: portmanteau of celebrate and berate
Noelty
Created by: Peppie
Pronunciation: 'nO(-&)l-tE
Sentence: That seasonal card he sent with Anthrax as snow was a true noelty.
Etymology: Basically, it was a accidental mashup of the French word "Noël" (which means Christmas) and the English word "Naughty". Ironically, a French-English mashup of words would be politically incorrect as well.
