Verboticism: Theopolitelessness

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Feliznaviwhosyourdaddy

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: feh/liz/naavy/huz/yor/dady

Sentence: After a few drinks Chris embarassed his friends by slapping guests on the back and barking "feliznaviwhosyourdaddy".

Etymology: feliz navidad + who's your daddy

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Goatseyule

Created by: greeneye

Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool

Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.

Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays

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- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00

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Inapropreetings

Created by: saramomo

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Unigratings

Created by: wordbird

Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings

Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.

Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating

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Hellofaux

Created by: andystephenson

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Sentence: Oh - I think you just performed a hellofaux.

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Woebetidings

Created by: Bosco

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Nihilistmasism

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: nihil/ist/mas/ism

Sentence: The only things acceptable today when discussing Christmas are nihilistmasisms.

Etymology: nihilism +(Christ)mas + ism

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Dootogreeting

Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: shitty greeting

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Festoffend

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Fest-off-end

Sentence: And with a quick few words, Stanley festoffended all the women in the office.

Etymology: Festival+offend

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Scroogaramakwanzahanukkify

Created by: zeddhead

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