Verboticism: Festivus
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Deisploitate
Created by: kword
Pronunciation: De-Sploi-Tate
Sentence: Johnny, the beggar, offered many deisploitational greetings to passers by hoping to capitalize off of inter-faith mandates of charity this holiday season.
Etymology: From Latin deus god, and Latin explicitum, past participle of Deed or act, esp. a notable or heroic one.
Greesting
Created by: meiyas
Pronunciation:
Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.
Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting
Phisonting
Created by: Lyokia
Pronunciation: Ph-is-onting
Sentence: He was phisonting the hostess to try to get on her good side.
Etymology:
Dismarculate
Created by: Divakar
Pronunciation: dis-MAR-cue-late
Sentence: Even though she knew he meant well, Jill couldn't believe John would just dismarculate so openly.
Etymology: dis (not) + marcar (spanish for "mark" or "observe")
Missiletoeing
Created by: aoife
Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'
Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.
Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'
Unicheer
Created by: speakeasy
Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer
Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."
Etymology:
Pandalize
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation:
Sentence: As usual, Archie was pandalizing the Jeffersons by offering Christmas watermelon.
Etymology: a cross between "pan-cultural" and "scandalize"
Merhunkquanmiss
Created by: SpazKaz
Pronunciation: Mer-hank-quan-miss
Sentence: Merhunkquanmiss asshole
Etymology: From the bullshit combination of all cultures
