Verboticism: Goatseyule
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Masholiday
Created by: Dancebert
Pronunciation: Mash-ol-i-day
Sentence: Tom's birthday was December 30th so it was always combined with New Years Eve as a masholiday.
Etymology: Mash - to smash together Masher - (obsolete slang) a man who makes passes at women Holiday - duh ...
Insaludate
Created by: Benperson
Pronunciation: (in-SAL-yoo-dayt)
Sentence: I was embarrassed when my atheist Grandpa insaludated my Jewish teacher.
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Santaria
Created by: Chapin
Pronunciation: santa-ree-ah
Sentence: The company holiday party is always an exercise in santaria -- why don't they just come out and call it a Christmas party?
Etymology: A play on Santeria, which itself is a blend of faiths, and Santa
Hollisays
Created by: ronarscorruption
Pronunciation: Hall-ee-saees
Sentence: I tend to give people hollisays around the holidays.
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Idiotomarriage
Created by: Lukex115
Pronunciation: ID-EE-OTO-MARR-IJ
Sentence: It reminds me of idiotomarriage
Etymology: Whats Etymology?
Santadultry
Created by: Computergeek
Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree
Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus
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Merhunkquanmiss
Created by: SpazKaz
Pronunciation: Mer-hank-quan-miss
Sentence: Merhunkquanmiss asshole
Etymology: From the bullshit combination of all cultures
Marry
Created by: verndo
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.
Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.