Verboticism: Goatseyule

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Masholiday

Created by: Dancebert

Pronunciation: Mash-ol-i-day

Sentence: Tom's birthday was December 30th so it was always combined with New Years Eve as a masholiday.

Etymology: Mash - to smash together Masher - (obsolete slang) a man who makes passes at women Holiday - duh ...

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Insaludate

Created by: Benperson

Pronunciation: (in-SAL-yoo-dayt)

Sentence: I was embarrassed when my atheist Grandpa insaludated my Jewish teacher.

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Santaria

Created by: Chapin

Pronunciation: santa-ree-ah

Sentence: The company holiday party is always an exercise in santaria -- why don't they just come out and call it a Christmas party?

Etymology: A play on Santeria, which itself is a blend of faiths, and Santa

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Greaith

Created by: tpm01

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Hollisays

Created by: ronarscorruption

Pronunciation: Hall-ee-saees

Sentence: I tend to give people hollisays around the holidays.

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Idiotomarriage

Created by: Lukex115

Pronunciation: ID-EE-OTO-MARR-IJ

Sentence: It reminds me of idiotomarriage

Etymology: Whats Etymology?

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Santadultry

Created by: Computergeek

Pronunciation: Santa-Dull-tree

Sentence: Santa was santadultry with misses claus

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Merhunkquanmiss

Created by: SpazKaz

Pronunciation: Mer-hank-quan-miss

Sentence: Merhunkquanmiss asshole

Etymology: From the bullshit combination of all cultures

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Marry

Created by: verndo

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Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.

Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.

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Politogreetings

Created by: davielmejor

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