Verboticism: Jollifixations

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Religiogaffe

Created by: xklamation

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Misunifaholyate

Created by: theantiipod

Pronunciation: Mis-uni-fa-holy-ate

Sentence: The media tends to misunifaholyate an awful lot during the holidays, I feel a little offended.

Etymology: Mis + unification + holy

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Incorectaxmasalutism

Created by: Jester

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Festivate

Created by: retrochronix

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Treasonsgreeting

Created by: wniffene

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Jewislamwanza

Created by: Pyrophyle

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Greesting

Created by: meiyas

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Sentence: he always try to greesting other people, and see if they manage to get it.

Etymology: the word comes from a combination of greeting and sting, meaning you are greeting someone but there is a hidden sting

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Holicaustic

Created by: dgillotte

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Holifenderate

Created by: theHerman

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Chanukahadanzamasturbate

jeremiahbritt

Created by: jeremiahbritt

Pronunciation: Hahn-ah-kah-a-dahn-zah-mahs-ter-bayt

Sentence: The office party decorations--which included a baby Jesus holding a menorah and sporting a brightly colored turban--looked like the HR department chanukahadanzamasturbated all over the conference room.

Etymology: Chanukah+Ramadan+Kwanza+Christmas+masturbate

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