Voted For: Feliznaviwhosyourdaddy

Created by: grant0

Pronunciation: Irk-greet

Sentence: As I stepped into the Walmart, the greeter irkgreeted me. Eww.

Etymology: Irk and...greet...

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Created by: BrakX

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Sentence: Man... all this happy holidays stuff instead of Merry Christmas is politicallyovercorrectness

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Created by: cooldudes202

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Created by: Abbers

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Created by: stevezoid

Pronunciation: con-dis-end-yule

Sentence: He was trying to incorporate everyones belief in his Christmas Office party speech but came off sounding condisendyule.

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Created by: greeneye

Pronunciation: Goat-see-yool

Sentence: Bob opened his speech with what he intended as a cheerful-but-vague holiday greeting, but which actually goatseyuled the entire crowd.

Etymology: goatse: web-ese, for a stretched out gaping anus; yule: relating to the holidays

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- greeneye, 2006-12-12: 12:25:00

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Created by: chadfust

Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns

Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!

Etymology: jollifications + fixation

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Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'

Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.

Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'

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Created by: antonhere

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Etymology: shitty greeting

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Created by: speakeasy

Pronunciation: yoon-eh-cheer

Sentence: "Hello Harry, just popping to spread some unicheer with a few of Ingrid's latkes."

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