Verboticism: Photowank

'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Shelfportrait

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: shelf-por-trayt

Sentence: The magnifying mirror aligned perfectly with the camera for Sharon's shelfportrait.

Etymology: Shelf: a surface usually covered in personal possessions. Portrait: a pictorial representation of a person usually showing the face.

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Egophotoreflecion

Created by: ahwinters

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Stareograph

Created by: Wriiight

Pronunciation: Stair - eee - oh - graff

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Etymology: Stare (prolonged observence) + Stereo (double) + graph (picture)

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Reflectographmiration

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Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " ree-fleck-toe-graf-my-ray-tion"

Sentence: I am filled with reflectographmiration for myself

Etymology: from the words reflect, photograph, and admiration. All greek or something?

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Narciphoto

Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: Narcee/photo

Sentence: The bathroom not being enough for her, Sally sought out funhouses to feed her narciphotoing habit.

Etymology: Mash of the root words narcissist and photography.

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Eisoptrophotomania

Created by: omista

Pronunciation: I-sop-TRO-FO-to-MA-NE-a

Sentence: Her eisotropophotomania was getting so bad it was turning into agoraphobia.

Etymology: eisoptro- mirror, photo + mania

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Capturcism

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: cap - sur - siz - um

Sentence: I caught my niece while she was having a capturcism moment.

Etymology: to capture your own narcissism

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Imegin

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: Im-a-jen

Sentence: Cheryl was caught once again, imegining herself in the change room.

Etymology: I (myself) + me (myself) + imaging (creating images). With help from imagining (visualising) and mega (prefix used for describing pixels and bytes using in digital imaging)

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Photolify

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: photo l e fy

Sentence: I photolify myself in the privacy of my bathroom.

Etymology: photo + life

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Reflectography

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: re-flek-TAWG-rah-fee

Sentence: Candice was renowned for her piles of blurry reflectography snapshots.

Etymology: Reflect + photography

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