Verboticism: Interfesting

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Yulecide

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: yool' cide

Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.

Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"

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Ecumennoel

Created by: TheBocaj

Pronunciation: EK-yoo-MEN-noh-el

Sentence: "And we wish you a joyous Ecumennoël from all of us here at the new CW...because we're not really sure yet who's still watching..."

Etymology: Interdenominational/Interreligious [ecumenical] holiday season/Christmas greetings [Noël]

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Merhunkquanmiss

Created by: SpazKaz

Pronunciation: Mer-hank-quan-miss

Sentence: Merhunkquanmiss asshole

Etymology: From the bullshit combination of all cultures

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Greaith

Created by: tpm01

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Ignorancisms

Created by: erwalter

Pronunciation: ig·no·rance·isms

Sentence: Walmart has stopped using ignoancisms such as "happy holidays" and is guessing the faith of people and greeting them accordinly

Etymology: ignorance + "isms"

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Misspirityulize

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

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Unigratings

Created by: wordbird

Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings

Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.

Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating

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Hollisays

Created by: ronarscorruption

Pronunciation: Hall-ee-saees

Sentence: I tend to give people hollisays around the holidays.

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Congratugrate

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: con-grat-tu-grate

Sentence: I found his "merry substitute-holiday-of-your-choice" greeting particularly congratugrating.

Etymology: congratu (lations) grate (irritate)

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Celebracialize

Created by: crazytown

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Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.

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