Verboticism: Irkgreet

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Holidizum

Created by: glorfadox

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Decembutations

Created by: khaleroo

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Sentence: Decebutations to you! Get anything good?

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Guiltreet

Created by: schmoozyduh

Pronunciation: Gill-trEEt

Sentence: While it was polite of Susan to give me guiltreet, it made me feel like a stranger.

Etymology: "Guiltreet" is believed to be a combination of the words "guilt" and "greet." The reasoning behind this is possibly the guilt associated with the people that were overly concerned with offending people of any religious preference.

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Agnauseam

Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: ag nauseam (simialr to "ad nauseam")

Sentence: His agnauseam seasonal greetings were sickening to people of all beliefs.

Etymology: agnostic + ad nauseam

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Yulecide

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: yool' cide

Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.

Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"

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Decembarrass

Created by: wmullen

Pronunciation: de/sem/BEAR/ass

Sentence: Though he means well, my father tends to decembarrass himself with each year's card.

Etymology: December / embarrass

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Bunkerism

Created by: KITKERRI

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Celabotulate

Xenophanes

Created by: Xenophanes

Pronunciation: Sell-A-Botch-You-Late

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Holiduche

Created by: antichaos

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Fauxkwanza

Created by: xcruser88x

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Sentence: Assuming that his Brazilian coworker was African, Michael cheerily fauxkwanzad him.

Etymology: faux pas + kwanzaa (missing "a" a fauxkwanza in itself)

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