Verboticism: Irkgreet
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Decembutations
Created by: khaleroo
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Decebutations to you! Get anything good?
Etymology:
Guiltreet
Created by: schmoozyduh
Pronunciation: Gill-trEEt
Sentence: While it was polite of Susan to give me guiltreet, it made me feel like a stranger.
Etymology: "Guiltreet" is believed to be a combination of the words "guilt" and "greet." The reasoning behind this is possibly the guilt associated with the people that were overly concerned with offending people of any religious preference.
Agnauseam
Created by: wyzowl
Pronunciation: ag nauseam (simialr to "ad nauseam")
Sentence: His agnauseam seasonal greetings were sickening to people of all beliefs.
Etymology: agnostic + ad nauseam
Yulecide
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: yool' cide
Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.
Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"
Decembarrass
Created by: wmullen
Pronunciation: de/sem/BEAR/ass
Sentence: Though he means well, my father tends to decembarrass himself with each year's card.
Etymology: December / embarrass
Celabotulate
Created by: Xenophanes
Pronunciation: Sell-A-Botch-You-Late
Sentence:
Etymology:
Fauxkwanza
Created by: xcruser88x
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Assuming that his Brazilian coworker was African, Michael cheerily fauxkwanzad him.
Etymology: faux pas + kwanzaa (missing "a" a fauxkwanza in itself)