Verboticism: Santadultry
DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.
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Yulecide
Created by: jboehnker
Pronunciation: yool' cide
Sentence: Bob was found guilty of first-degree yulecide after a picture from the office holiday party revealed him kissing the boss's wife in the supply closet.
Etymology: From the Dutch "Yulec" meaning "mistletoe", and the Japanese "Ide" meaning "belt buckle"
Accostodiate
Created by: torgo
Pronunciation: acost-owe-dee-ate.
Sentence: In response to an excess of political correctness it has become de rigeur to spread accostodiations to all.
Etymology: Accost is to greet someone but not necessarily in a friendly way. And odiate comes from the latin "to hate".
Happeeholidize
Created by: bohdel
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Janet was forced to happeeholidize all the customers who came into her coffee shop until one woman grinched to the manager that she celebrated no holidays and wouldn't be coming back.
Etymology: From the English Happy Holidays, with the verb suffix -ize.
Bleffend
Created by: thewbert
Pronunciation: ble-FFEND
Sentence:
Etymology: comes from bless and offend
Holipease
Created by: Dooreatoe
Pronunciation: hol-i-peez
Sentence: At my office holiday party, I was having a difficult time attempt to holipease the Christians, Atheists and Jewish people all at once.
Etymology:
Korpundus
Created by: ChrisCarrk
Pronunciation: koar-pun-diss
Sentence: What a korpundus greeting!
Etymology: none!
Sexogram
Created by: rocko213
Pronunciation: sex-oh-grahm
Sentence: "I didn't know what to get you honey, so I got a sexogram for you instead, meet me in the bedroom at 1:30.
Etymology:
