Verboticism: Seculate

'Happy Holidays from the North Pole!'

DEFINITION: To offer non-denominational, inter-faith seasonal greetings, which are nevertheless a tad politically incorrect.

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Pixying

Created by: helanren

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Sentence: Article 11.1.2a : all officers will refrain from pixying at all times

Etymology: an acronym of Politically Incorrect Xmasgreeting

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Masholiday

Created by: Dancebert

Pronunciation: Mash-ol-i-day

Sentence: Tom's birthday was December 30th so it was always combined with New Years Eve as a masholiday.

Etymology: Mash - to smash together Masher - (obsolete slang) a man who makes passes at women Holiday - duh ...

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Greetgrate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: GREET-grayt

Sentence: Jim thought that yelling "Merry Kwanzaa, bro! Smokin' menorah" was cool, but greetgrating the imam was a bad idea.

Etymology: greet + grate (to annoy)

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Christmisfit

Created by: shadowmonkey04

Pronunciation: Kris-miss-fit

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Holiduche

Created by: antichaos

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Bunkerism

Created by: KITKERRI

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Holidegrade

Created by: garneteyes

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Cheersmear

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: cheer-smear

Sentence: Bill attempted a holiday greeting that would satisfy everyone but ended up cheersmearing and caused some offense.

Etymology: cheer (greet) + smear (mess up, slight)

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Celebracialize

Created by: crazytown

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Sentence: Johnny's father attempted to celebracialize with the other parents at the public school's Holiday Festival, but was only met with awkward silence.

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Yuletried

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: yool-tride

Sentence: Peter's whisky-infused mulled wine gave him oodles of yuletried spirit

Etymology: yuletide + tried

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