Voted For: Smegmany

Created by: chadfust

Pronunciation: Jaw-lay-fiks-a-shuns

Sentence: Jollifixations to you, o consumer wageslaves who must spend because it is that time of year!

Etymology: jollifications + fixation

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Created by: GreatRandew

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Created by: neoss

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Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'miss-isle-tow-ing'

Sentence: Dan totally missiletoed during his 'merry kwaanza' speech at the Rotary Club when he did a Michael Richards-as-Santa impression.

Etymology: 'mistletoe' + 'missile'

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Created by: Steerpike

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Created by: Divakar

Pronunciation: dis-MAR-cue-late

Sentence: Even though she knew he meant well, Jill couldn't believe John would just dismarculate so openly.

Etymology: dis (not) + marcar (spanish for "mark" or "observe")

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Created by: kevinrio

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Created by: lauramy

Pronunciation: uh-bliv-ee-uh-fend

Sentence: He continued to oblivioffend our guests by saying "All faiths have equally ridiculous celebrations. So lets just party."

Etymology: From oblivious meaning unaware and offend meaning to cause resentment.

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Created by: verndo

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Sentence: Marry! Jesus didn't do it.

Etymology: Merry, Mary, to be married... clever high-pressure covert tactic to get you to marry.

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Created by: wordbird

Pronunciation: uni-grat-ings

Sentence: I'm tired of the bland and safe holiday unigratings that are crafted for sensitivity.

Etymology: universal (comb. form); grating

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